Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts


"Can you hide me?"
"Come here often?"
"Don’t drink that!"
"Hand me that doohickey."
"Here, try some of this."
"I blame (insert name)"
"I guess you did know what you were doing."
"I have a bad feeling about this."
"I have a good feeling about this."
"I know a guy."
"I think I screwed up."
"I’m gonna get you!"
"I’m not feeling well."
"I’m not scared."
"I’m too tired for adventures."
"Is that my diary?"
"Is there something on my face?"
"It’s my fault."
"It’s perfect!"
"It’s your fault."
"Let’s have an adventure!"
"Not that one, the other one!"
"Prove it!"
"Stay there. I’ll make you breakfast."
"That’s the dumbest story I’ve ever heard."
"That’s the last time we do that."
"There’s a first time for everything."
"Where are you hiding?"
"Where were you yesterday?"
"Why are you crying?"
"Will you tell me a story?"
"You don’t need to prove anything."
"You’re not looking too hot."

Put one in my ask box!! [tragedy in love version]

  • "I never loved you."
  • "I never hated you."
  • "Why did you leave me?"
  • "I have to confess something. I’m dying…"
  • "Why him/her? Why not me?"
  • "I’m in love with someone else."
  • "I’m done with you."
  • "I want you back."
  • "{insertname} is dead."
  • "He/she’s dead and it’s all my fault!"
  • "I wish you were dead."
  • "You disgust me."
  • "I have always loved you."
  • "Why don’t you love me?"
  • "What’s wrong with me?"
  • "I hate you with all that is within me."
  • "He/she will never love me."
  • "Everything was a lie, wasn’t it?"
  • "Do you love her/him?"
  • "If I can’t have you, no one can."
  • "Please don’t go."
  • "I can’t do this anymore."
  • "He/She knows about us."
  • "How could I ever love anybody like you?"
  • "You didn’t actually believe I cared, did you?"
  • "Pick me. Choose me. Love me.”

My muse has just awakened from a coma and cannot remember anything about their life prior to their coma. What would your muse do in attempt to help them regain their memory?

IF WE’VE NEVER RP’D TOGETHER send me a simple starter:



"You look a little lost. Do you need directions?"
"That’s an awesome outfit."
"How’s the chicken? I can’t decide whether to order it or not."
"Excuse me, I think you dropped this."
"I don’t know a single person here…"


"Wow, I’ve never seen an angel before…"
"You’re the hottest person in this place."
"I saw that. You just checked me out."
"Hey, can I get your number?"
*wolf whistle*


"You’re in my seat."
"What are you staring at?"
"You just stepped on my toe!"
"Who do you think you are?"
"Keep it down, will you?"


"Get down - he’s got a gun!"
"Help, I need medical attention!"
"Just kill me now!"
"I need a ride! Please!"
"Are you crazy? It’s too dangerous!"

Hat Trick: Closed RP with DCUHat


Clopin eyed the man’s hat, remembering the strange things he had seen the man pull from it. Like nachos.

"I guess changing the lock would mean nothing, huh," he commented evenly, pulling two wine glasses from the cabinet. He doubted the other would take one, but it was the gesture that counted. "So you came to visit me. Why?"

Hat only smirked.

"Nope." Oh, was he offering as well? Fine enough, polite of him considering the intrusion. He shrugged at the question of why.

"Just picking up a few things…" an indirect answer, eyes scanning the apartment as if he would find it here, but clearly not seeing what ever he was looking for. 

Damn. Still didn’t remember a damn thing. Maybe it wasn’t important after all. He gave a shrug and plopped down in the nearest seat.

"Never mind…" may as well have another drink. 

"So what have you been up to then?" 

posted 1 day ago with 4 notes via ask-clopin

Hat Trick: Closed RP with DCUHat


"You again!" Clopin leaned against the kitchen counter. "Been months! I figured I would not be seeing you again after you disappeared. How the hell did you get into the apartment?"

"Easily…" the sorcerer chuckled, already setting down an unopened bottle of wine. As for the not being seen again, he simply shrugged.

"Life of an adventurer…never know where you’ll end up." and sometimes not remember where either. No big deal though. Right?

posted 2 days ago with 4 notes via ask-clopin
dcuhat asked: "Well hey there stranger. I see you're still doing well enough..." he grinned under his hat.


Completely caught off guard, her breath intakes sharply.

Terrible decision. His heady liquor scent wreaths garlands in her head; cushions her senses in tinsel and flax.

But it does worse than that. 


Moths of worry start to clutter up her belly. Taking a few tentative steps, she reaches out to clasp his shoulders. 

"Scared that you’ll fall," blurts Mary.  "Always tipsy like that— It’s a wonder you can shuffle from Point A to B without vanishing." 

Her grip tightens. 

He glances over at the hand on his shoulder, and is in fact a bit on the wobbly side, drenched in the liquid courage that kept a pleasant smile plastered to his face. Not tipsy today, very much drunker than usual. Which was, perhaps, the only reason he was able to come over and say hello in the first place.

"Oh, but I did vanish.” he corrected with a tap on her nose, making it playful instead of worrisome. Even he wasn’t sure where he had wound up, and he didn’t remember a thing from his time gone. Odd…but certainly not anything to be too concerned about…right? Either way the bottle was sure to clear his head. Or keep it pleasantly foggy. He didn’t much care which. 

posted 2 days ago with 2 notes via mary-batson
Anonymous asked: How's it hangin' Hat?

"Just got back from I have no idea how long of being black out drunk…so pretty great." 

posted 3 days ago
Anonymous asked: Hello handsome!

He raises a brow over his bottle at the masked one. 


posted 3 days ago


❝— Hmm..
         Don’t tell me ;
         New hair cut


"You noticed?" no one ever noticed, maybe because he only ever got a trim and his hair was pretty long.

"Wait…do I.. know you?"